BBC Scotland
had live television coverage of Celtic’s UEFA Champions League qualifier
against Cliftonville the other night. I watched about ten minutes of it before
I felt compelled to switch it off. It was an easy enough win in the end for
Neil Lennon’s side but what made me reach for the off button on the remote
control was the incessant chattering from the BBC commentator. Now, I’m sure
Liam McLeod – for it is he – is excellent at what he does and his pre-match
research was meticulous. It’s just that his Aberdonian accent grates me more
than a little – and I speak as someone who was born in the Granite City. Not
only that, but McLeod does appear to enjoy the sound of his own voice. Perhaps
this is understandable as the summariser sitting next to him was former Rangers
and Aberdeen striker Billy Dodds, a man who puts the ‘oy’ into annoyance.
A couple of
days later, I purchased a book entitled ‘A Game of Two Halves’ – the
autobiography of former BBC sports commentator Archie Macpherson. The book,
first published in 2009 by Black and White Publishing, was on sale at a
considerably reduced rate (hence my purchase – did I mention I was born in
Aberdeen?) but my initial thoughts are it seems likely to be an excellent read.
And it brought back memories of what is perceived by many to be the golden age
of broadcasting.
I have to
confess I’m one of those people who looks back at a bygone age with rose-tinted
spectacles. As a child growing up in the 1970s, a live broadcast of 90 minutes
of football was a rare event four decades ago. There were just two broadcasters
– the BBC and ITV, the regional arm of which was Scottish Television for
viewers north of Hadrian’s Wall. In the early part of the decade the annual
Scotland-England game was live on ‘the box’ as well as the occasional Scotland
World Cup qualifying tie or European Cup tie – in the days when Scotland
actually qualified for the finals of the World Cup or European Championships
and Scots clubs i.e. Celtic reached the latter stages of the European Cup. Even
the Scottish Cup Final wasn’t covered live until 1977. Other than these small
morsels all we got was an half hour edited highlights programme – the BBC’s
Sportsreel, later to become Sportscene on a Saturday night and Scottish
Television’s Scotsport, usually on a Sunday afternoon.
Archie
Macpherson was BBC Scotland’s main man in the 1970s and he was ably assisted in
the commentating stakes by Alastair Alexander, a man who seemed to have secured
a lifetime sponsorship deal with Brylcreem. There was an authority about
Macpherson in particular, akin to a middle aged uncle who knew a bit about life
and a lot about football. There’s a famous scene in the film Trainspotting
where Ewan McGregor’s character Renton has sex and proclaims he hasn’t felt so
good since Archie Gemmill scored Scotland’s third goal in their 3-2 defeat of
the Netherlands in the 1978 World Cup Finals in Argentina. Archie Macpherson’s
description of that goal is being played in the background. I wouldn’t go as
far as to agree with Renton but I still feel goose bumps when I hear
Macpherson’s commentary of Scotland’s 2-0 World Cup qualifying win over Wales
at Anfield towards the end of 1977, especially the second goal which secured
Scotland’s place in the finals. ‘There’s
an overlap, Martin Buchan…good running by Buchan, read it well…there’s Kenny
Dalglish in there……OH, WHAT A GOAL!! OH YES! THAT DOES IT!’ Macpherson’s
description was a passionate as any Scotland fan and encapsulated the feeling
we all felt that night.
Perhaps
Macpherson let his emotion get the better of him for Scotland’s first goal that
evening when Joe Jordan appeared to punch the ball in the Welsh penalty box
only for the referee to award a penalty to the Scots. ‘A handball if ever there was one’ opined Archie. Not many Welsh
people agreed with Archie’s assertion although the referee’s decision, thankfully,
was the final one…
Macpherson was
also the commentator when Hearts headed to Dens Park on that final, fateful day
of season 1985/86 requiring just a single point from their last game against
Dundee to secure their first league title for over a quarter of a century. As a
Hearts fan I naturally took my place on the terracing behind the goal but I don’t
care to dwell on what happened that day. It took me several months to listen to
snippets of Macpherson’s commentary that afternoon but only he could have described
the build up to the game so vividly as the silver-shirted Hearts players took
to the field – ‘who, away back in August
blessed with the second sight, the seventh son of a seventh son could have foreseen
Hearts on the very last day of the season playing for the championship,
requiring only one point….?’ Words
worthy of Keats…
Macpherson’s
‘rival’ over on Scottish Television -
although in truth they were good friends - was Arthur Montford, whose
commentaries, particularly on Scotland games, have become legendary. Montford
commentated on Scotland’s famous 2-1 victory over Czechoslovakia in the World
Cup qualifier at Hampden in 1973, a win which took the Scots to the World Cup
Finals for the first time in 16 years. The bold Arthur quite rightly dispensed
with neutrality when, towards the end of the game, he shouted ‘watch your back, Denis’ as Scotland’s
Denis Law was about to be tackled by a Czech player. Five years later when Don
Masson infamously missed a penalty against Peru in the 1978 World Cup Finals,
there was a stunned silence for a few seconds before Montford was barely able
to utter ‘disaster for Scotland’.
This was a
different era, decades before Sky Television, when games weren’t subjected to
camera angles from every square inch of the ground, every refereeing decision wasn’t
dissected and analysed, managerial tactics weren’t studied in depth and every
substitution wasn’t theorised. It was a much simpler age and quite often the
renowned commentators of the time just let the football do the talking.
I recall
Arthur Montford, resplendent in sports jacket, smiling in the Scotsport studio
on a Sunday afternoon welcoming viewers with the words ‘with the top game of the day in Scotland being the Old Firm clash, we
took our cameras to Cappielow for the meeting between Morton and Partick
Thistle’ And we watched nonetheless.
Macpherson and
Montford might have occasionally irritated some viewers, particularly those who
didn’t support the Old Firm. And they were from a much less technical era where
multi-media coverage was still light years away. However, people of my
generation still recall them with great fondness. They were both household
names and both afforded respect.
Times change
but not always for the better. Kick-off times and dates are changed at Sky’s
behest – just after midday on a Sunday for the Edinburgh derby next month is
yet another example of the satellite broadcaster completely ignoring the views
and the wishes of the fans. The subscription monster that is Sky Television now
dictates, leaving the terrestrial stations to grab what they can. Even ITV’s
deal to cover the UEFA Champions League is shared with Sky leaving the BBC to
make do with Celtic’s pre-qualifier against a part time team from Northern
Ireland. 40 years ago we were lucky to get three games a year live on
television. Now, thanks to Sky, there can be three a day. Blanket coverage
gives credence to the adage you can have too much of a good thing.
Something you
could never say about Archie Macpherson and Arthur Montford…
Mike Smith
Never a fan of Archie, too much 'Ibrox' about him for me.
ReplyDeleteArthur Montford however was and is a star!
His support for Scotland never failed, yet he never abused the opponents, not even England. Motson could learn a lot from Arthur.
In 62 when Baxter tackled Cohen, then scored we knew Arthur had his rampant lion flying! His shock came from Jims tackling and winning the ball, something he never did, and thens coring, also a rarity!
Montford and Crampsie, these were the two great men of the age!